How come...?

How come the roads aren't cleaner? How come Sissy dances all the time? How come Gram lives outside (I think this means the country) and we live in the city? How come Maddie's fur gets so stinky? How come Jesus isn't alive anymore? How come your iphone doesn't have cool games like Daddy's? How come teeball hasn't started yet? How come Dawson was in the hospital? How come Michela cries every time she doesn't get her way? How come the firefighter said we can only dial 911 in an emergency? How come the seat belt doesn't go over my legs too? How come fish sticks don't look like fish? How come chips are called chips? How come you sound "fustrated" when I asked that question, Mom?

(This only on the ride home from school and while we ate lunch together. Bet you can't guess what we ate!)